do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You ruined the universe
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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