This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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