I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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