I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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