Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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