can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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