I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize