It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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