Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
They have beer where we have blood.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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