Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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