I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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