Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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