Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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