he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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