This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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