so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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