she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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