My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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