just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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