Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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