I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
smell my finger.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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