Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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