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We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?

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You're upset about this?

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(803): We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF? (843): You're upset about this? http://tfl.nu/f42n

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(817): View more from Texas

If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.

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(817): If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral. http://tfl.nu/qqbj

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(317): View more from Indiana

It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.

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Emoooo

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(317): It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups. (1-317): Emoooo http://tfl.nu/8g06

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

No stitches, just platelets and will power

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(215): No stitches, just platelets and will power http://tfl.nu/pdnf

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(216): View more from Ohio

ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.

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(216): ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1. http://tfl.nu/a49b

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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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(720): He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost". http://tfl.nu/8ltm

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(708): View more from Illinois

After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."

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(708): After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded." http://tfl.nu/j96i

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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.

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(909): Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle. http://tfl.nu/fgdn

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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.

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(510): You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen. http://tfl.nu/ldf9

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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?

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(816): She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit? http://tfl.nu/kt2r

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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.

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(801): He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex. http://tfl.nu/rz6s

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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.

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(757): some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs. http://tfl.nu/d9oe

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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO

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(402): THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO http://tfl.nu/qx0l

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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.

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SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.

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(214): MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME. (214): SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME. http://tfl.nu/sfja

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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet

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(708): I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet http://tfl.nu/9ro9

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