You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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