My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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