Dual....:-)
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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