Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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