Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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