His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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