THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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