theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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