Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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