I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
home. puking in laundry basket.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You may now shotgun with the bride
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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