yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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