What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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