Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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