White coat. Heels.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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