Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
My first STD was from a foam party
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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