seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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