Your tits are I can't wait for
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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