I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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