i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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