You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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