She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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