I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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