I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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