the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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