Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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