Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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