I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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